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0x4a7C...C7cEThe Inverse Indicator
“Your wallet is a financial cautionary tale that hedge funds use to train their interns on what not to do.”
0xc006...8123The Diamond Corpse
“Your wallet is the financial equivalent of 'I came, I saw, I bought stETH, I went back to sleep.'”
vitalik.ethThe Diamond Corpse
“Your wallet is the financial equivalent of owning a rare vintage car that you keep parked in a hurricane.”